Had literature and geography exam today! I actually thought my hand was going to break again since i wrote so much and this is the first time i finished before the teacher said, "PUT DOWN YOUR PENS." Heh heh. Felt great even though i doubt my answer was correct! But who cares! Four down and don't know how many more to go. I am sooooo looking forward to the long break! So after our papers, went to meet trybees at ice cream chefs at aount 3.30 when we finished our exams at 12 plus. WOW. WE WAITED FOR LIKE ALMOST THREE HOURS YALL. THREE. HOURS. hahhaa but it was fun! We played retarded games and i swear, one day, you're gonna die daniel. Until i know who your secret admirer is, YOU WILL DIE. muahhahahaha. So, those people were namely Min, Daniel, Albert, Vege, which also includes Jia Ying, Vanessa and myself. Although i wasted much time today, i surprisingly practiced Amath and it was do-able. Yea baby, sense of accomplishment! Woo! I am going to start a little bit of Biology since the exam is on Friday. So yea, thats about it, not until we started hairfight at the bus stop. :)




Hahaha. And oh, this dance here, its thee best i tell you. I've watched this more than a hundred times but i still find that girl damn sexy when she dances. Maybe im not that gay afterall! hahhaa







" I want candy! Lets get the drinking party started in here! "

Oh no! I have not been studying!
Oh no! I do not know how to do any AMath questions!
Oh no! I have been a slacker for all my life!
Oh no! I am still using the computer!
Oh no! I am so scared for my exams!
Oh no! I am stil crappin!
Oh no! I shall start mugging!
Oh no! I'm too tired to do so!
Oh no! I guess i'm just too stressed!



"You my bladder you my lungs! You my rectum store my shit!"

I had Chinese exam today. I seriously thought it sucked. But on the whole, it was okay la. hahaha sometimes i just don't make sense, bear with me. Oh at least god understands me! :)
I also noticed something very interesting today. We unexpectedly had listening comprehension today and usually, this is the paper that'll pull our overall chinese marks up. Sat for the paper feeling excited. (somehow) After listening to the passage and the questions, i got confused. Super confused. And i figured how the confusion came about. You see, as you grow older, your mind turns more complicated, you don't think the easy way but instead, you would pressume the question is not that easy even if it is really easy. I guess why we thought that this Listening Compre Paper would pull our marks up is because when we were younger, we were more simple-minded. We won't think that someone would have any motives or bad intensions when he talks to you. Now, if someone were to be nice to you and offer help, you'd go, " Why are you so nice suddenly? " You won't just straight away express your appreciation. Half-way trough the paper, i got stucked. I realised im thinking too complicatedly and not the easy way. Then i thought to myself, " Why did i change from a simple-minded youth, to one thats complicated in thinking? " thats a sad, sad case. Now i know why adults wanna be kids, they're free from stress, and is free physically and mentally. Kewl.

Anyway, back to reality. Oh wait, that was reality. Hahahha okay so i went to parkway again after school. Yes, Parkway as usual. I think i've been there 485653131 times and i can remember exactly which store is located at. Yea i can definitely make it into the guiness book of world records for that! hahha. So, Louisa and I met Juliette and Gabrielle there and we first started to look for tuitin centres at Parkway centre. I swear, i took the lift like freaking 20 times with louisa. The most number of times i have taken the lift within an hour or so! hahahha. Then, they went with me to check my eyes. And i need glasses. :( Nevermind, i can still pull it off by looking like a geek! hurhur. We then went to Pastamania and louisa and i ate creamy chicken. Funny things happen. Haha we wanted to compete to see who could finish the whole plate of creamy pasta first, surprisingly she won first. Cause i wasn't noticing that she was gorging herself with food while i was talking to Juliette about America's Got Talent. I saw her putting the last piece of pasta into her mouth and i immediately picked up my spoon like some idiot to finish that one piece of pasta left on my plate. Hahahha in the end we competed chewing and she won i think. Duh, since she got a bigger mouth. Hahahhaa. So yeah, end of the day.


"Peaches spoil my day. Other fruits make my day."
































HAPPY BIRTHDAY VANESSA NG XIN YI. YOU'RE MY PUMPNANA.



A good day a good deed! English was okay today. But i think I'm gonna get like shit results for my summary. Sigh. Why! Why! Study. So after English paper, a group of us went to Parkway Parade to have lunch. Suddenly, this aunty started talking to us and she told us this china boy overslept on the bus. HE LOST HIS WAY. hahahha cool. So there was this uncle who came to us out of the blue and said in Chinese ," COME COME I BRING YOU HOME. YOU TRUST UNCLE ANOT!" we were like wokay....it sounded scary and we thought he was gonna kidnap the boy! I mean, he looks a little psycho anyway. But he was genuinely nice so its okay! hahahha. Then we offered to bring the boy to burger king to kill some time while waiting for his mum. He's shy, just like i am! HAHA. Eventually his mum came and she thanked us of course. She looks friendly, unlike some typical china woman. Heh. :) Here's a picture of him! I'M NOT PSYCHO K. HE'S CUTE WHAT. hurhur.






























Lesson learnt : Never judge a book by its cover!

"The most important meal of the day! Serving it up, Glenda's way!"

Oh no! Time passes so quickly! English exam is tomorrow! I'm scared! Go Glenda! Go gogogogogogogo! You can do it! You better pass your english Glenda Yap Xin!
Okay. At least i get to wake myself up a bit.
So, nothing much happened nowadays...except for exams! :(
Nvm, a few weeks of hard work and a few months of holiday in return!
Okay. Yes. I can do this.
I ponned school yesterday. It wasn't a wrong decision i guess, since only 15 people out of 41 went to school. Cool! hahahha
Today, was fine. Maybe except for the fact that we had to clear our books under the table! I'm such a slacker, i think i had the most number of books under the table! Time to study.
During Math today, almost everyone was sleeping, as usual. Including Louisa Marie Tay. She looked cute and unglam at the same time. So why not take a picture of her to cheer myself up abit!
Lets take a little break from exams and just laugh.
One, Two, Sweee. For you my love,





































I love you Loumatay! :)

WELCOME TO STARBUCKS! PLEASE CHOOSE THE SIZE OF YOUR DRINK. THANK YOU AND HAVE A NICE DAY!



















Study! Buaix.

I swear. This man named Jai Tang. Hahaha he is the best hairstylist ever. When i first went in to the shop named 'Hair Addicts' with my brother, he looked like a bloody beng. With enlarged earhole, typical beng dressing and a goatie. So as usual, a hairstylist would always ask his customers what hairstyle they would like. Both my bro and I described our wanted hairstyles. He started speaking in English at first but after awhile, he said "Okay la, wo jiang hua yu." I'm like okay sure. This is the scary part, he picked up the scissors and started to cut my hair of course. But he was super gentle! I think he treated my hair like a piece of paper, with very little force. I can't even feel him touching my hair. Hahahaha and when he combs, omg so gentle. Touch my ear with the comb abit the he'd mumble "Sorry." Hahahaha although i didn't go to school today, i learnt so many things about hair okay. Did you know you were supposed to wash your hair with cold water! So your cuticle won't open. Or something like that. And when you blow dry your hair, you are not supposed to keep moving your hair dryer, instead, you're supposed to move your other hand thats drying your hair. And when you comb your hair, your are supposed to lift up your hair gently, without much force, and not comb it downwards like what we would always do! So cool right. I bet you didn't know that! :) Plus, he taught me what to do when you encounter strong winds. Hahahhaa well you can never guess how he demonstrated the strong wind part. He picked up the hairdryer and started to blow and mess up my hair. Then said, " Okay la, lets say your hair is this messy!" I bet i looked like an idiot that moment since i was laughing to myself. Hahahhaa. Then he said just use your hand to comb. That i know la, but it was just super funny. Hahahha. Okay i think i'm mad. Anyway, i went to meet Albert and Jia Ying at Trybe centre afterwards. Then we all met Min and Daniel at Marina Square to do some stuffs related to apple, orange, cookies, strawberry and more fruits. Hahhahaa. But its not all fun moments i had when i didn't go to school k! I studied a little in the morning and i mugged till like 2am last night! :) So I'm dead beat now and i would like to go sleep. Goodnight peeps!

Ohmygravy.
Today is like the hottest day ever.
I don't think i ever felt so hot. ITS SO DARN HOT. According to Vanessa, you can even perspire when you're sleeping. Wow. Hahaha! Mrs. Ooi was nice today!
She allowed us to sleep for like 5 minutes? Hahahaha
STILL! At least she allowed. Its so humid that your face and your whole body can feel so sticky! Hmmm, lets use some metaphors. The stickiness felt like syrup. Hahaha is that counted?
Ahhhh who cares. Anyway, bloody LOUMATAY didn't come to school today! How could you???? You left me alone :( I'm so hurt! And now I'm suicidal! hahahhahaha
So, tomorrow its your turn. Cause you know im sooooo gonna pon school!:)
Everyone! Lets sabo Vanessa k!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OKAY!

Recently i fell in love with this song, its kinda catchy! And I am high! :):):):)



GAGA!



I'm dead tired today.
There was netball today and the sun was exceptionally hot!
Also considering the fact that i took bus home today (omg unbelievable)
Why do you think i look roasted. Yes, party thanks to netball :)
But some crazy people just keep me awake!
hahahhaha here are some examples.
I bet you haven't heard them sing :

GLENDA says:
such an idiot.
[c=14] *A.L.BERT[/c] says:
HAHA
Daniel says:
haha
Daniel says:
idiot^^
Daniel says:
talk to me
Daniel says:
tell me ur name
[c=14] *A.L.BERT[/c] says:
hahaha
GLENDA says:
omg
GLENDA says:
daniel wth sia
GLENDA says:
hahaha
[c=14] *A.L.BERT[/c] says:
u think william hung ah
GLENDA says:
siao ah!
[c=14] *A.L.BERT[/c] says:
hahaha
Daniel says:
haha
[c=14] *A.L.BERT[/c] says:
shake ur bom bom
GLENDA says:
omg albert. wth
GLENDA says:
hahahhaa
[c=14] *A.L.BERT[/c] says:
hahaha
[c=14] *A.L.BERT[/c] says:
she bang she bangs
[c=14] *A.L.BERT[/c] says:
oh baby cos she moves she moves
Daniel says:
he moves he moves
Daniel says:
i like to move it move
[c=14] *A.L.BERT[/c] says:
i like to move it moev it
[c=14] *A.L.BERT[/c] says:
we like to
[c=14] *A.L.BERT[/c] says:
"MOVE IT"
GLENDA says:
ohmygoodness
GLENDA says:
this is soooo going public
[c=14] *A.L.BERT[/c] says:
lol?
GLENDA says:
you can view it on www.strivetoskive.blogspot.com
[c=14] *A.L.BERT[/c] says:
u mean on ur blog
GLENDA says:
thank you and god bless!


I need some sleep. I look like haven't been sleeping for weeks. Goodnight blog.

When the day met the night.





















My lego set.




















So nice! All these photos are taken before and after mooncake festival. Since it was raining on the day itself. The first four was taken at my house! The last was taken at Vannessa's. Pretty? Of course! I took it what. Hahaha. Anyway, i just did my Chemistry test today. It was okay i guess. Maybe it would have been better if Teoism just stop saying that we'll fail once we hand up the paper. So annoying! Went to Astons after school with Louisa, Vanessa and my 4845412131th bestfriend, Natalie Chua. Hahahaha! Laughed like idiots. However, we didn't really bitch alot about people today. Its a good start for a good change! Hahaha. I'm so tired! I think i yawned like for the 999th times already. I think i'm gonna sleep! Goodevening and have a pleasant day ahead. :)


Tag Replies!

To GRACE : hahhahah hey! Thanks! All the best for your o'levels! I'm scared for you :) But you'll do well! I BELIEVE IN YOU! hahaha
To Jeremy : hhahha no lor! she just uploaded another unglam pic of mine :(
To Vanessa : biased your head! i wanna kill you la. my face all gone ready! hahhaha
To Honami : hhaha hi! tsk! what happen to your brian kehoe huh! hahha





I'M SO DAMN PISSED RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I FORGOT TO WATCH SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE. OH NO! MY SEXY HOK AND PASHA! ARGH! :(

You know, I'm pretty amazed by many things today.

Firstly, let us countdown for the EOY examinations. Lets see...we have exactly 12 more days left! OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

Secondly, there is a fact test on Monday for To Kill A Mocking Bird. As usual, i have not completed reading it. DIE!

Thirdly, i was supposed to wake up at 11.15 today because i thought that it would be nice if i woke up earlier instead of wasting my weekends by sleeping away. As usual, when the alarm rang, i offed it. Nice.

Fourthly, i saw two completely different pictures of the band Panic At The Disco. And i realised your looks can change as you get more famous. Let me show you. I couldn't stand how fuggly Ryan Ross looked at first. Omg so ugly! But he is hot now so its alright. :)













Last but not least, I present to you Mr. Ang's wife. Same hair but different face!
ENJOY!

By the way, thats Vanessa. Yes, A.K.A vnxy. Centre parting yall! Hahahaha.
Okay. Study!


Tag Replies!

To Joel : I link you already! Hahaha it's just that its quite unclear because the words are grey in colour and so is the background.
To Louisa : Hey LOUMATAY! :)
To Yee Ching : You are linked because ching is king!
To Vivian : My links are right below the obituaries! Yea i know its unclear! Hahaha bear with it! LOVE YOU MORE! :D


Hahahaha!
I loved today! A Maths was do-able for the first time of my life!
Awww! The satisfaction! :)
The eye is the most wonderful organ because i understand every single thing in my biology textbook!
Literature class was super interesting because i didn't fall asleep!
This is a miracle. There was no netball training!

So, where is The Best Damn Thing?
Hahaha like how many people would say, save the best for the last!

So here it comes... DENGDENGDENGDENG!




















Nah, Vanessa Ng Xin Yi. This is your advance birthday present! Aren't you glad that you have a friend like me? A-w-w. Hahaha! Do not fret that your birthday is on the first day of the EOY examinations. Just look forward to the shopping outing after exams! Cheer up! :)

-Your breast flen Glenda

Check out this really awesome song!




The ScriptThe Man Who Can't Be Moved lyrics


Going back to the corner where I first saw you, Gonna camp in my sleeping bag. I'm not gonna move, Got some words on cardboard got your picture in my hand, Saying if you see this girl can you tell her where I am, Some try to hand me money they don't understand, I'm not... broke I'm just a broken hearted man, I know it makes no sense, but what else can I do, How can I move on when I've been in love with you... Cos if one day you wake up and find that you're missing me, And your heart starts to wonder where on this earth I can be, Thinking maybe you'd come back here to the place that we'd meet, And you'd see me waiting for you on the corner of the street.So I'm not moving... I'm not moving.Policeman says son you can't stay here, I said there's someone I'm waiting for if it's a day, a month, a year,Gotta stand my ground even if it rains or snows, If she changes her mind this is the first place she will go.Cos if one day you wake up and find that you're missing me, And your heart starts to wonder where on this earth I can be, Thinking maybe you'd come back here to the place that we'd meet, And you'd see me waiting for you on the corner of the street.So I'm not moving... I'm not moving.I'm not moving... I'm not moving.People talk about the guyWhos waiting on a girl... OohoohwooThere are no holes in his shoesBut a big hole in his world... HmmmmMaybe I'll get famous as man who can't be moved, And maybe you won't mean to but you'll see me on the news, And you'll come running to the corner... Cos you'll know it's just for youI'm the man who can't be movedI'm the man who can't be moved... Cos if one day you wake up and find that you're missing me, And your heart starts to wonder where on this earth I can be, Thinking maybe you'd come back here to the place that we'd meet, And you'd see me waiting for you on the corner of the street.[Repeat in background]So I'm not moving... I'm not moving.I'm not moving... I'm not moving.Going back to the corner where I first saw you, Gonna camp in my sleeping bag not I'm not gonna move.

Why start blogging?


1. I think i slack almost everyday of my life and if i blog about what i do daily, i'm sure i'll slap myself in the face ten years later when i look at this.

2. I used to have a blog. Days ago, i wanted to reuse it. But i realised the way i typed was utterly disgusting like how Simon Cowell would describe it. So, why not start anew?

3. I'm really bored.

4. A count down system for any upcoming exams and of course the not so long awaited O'levels examinations because Vanessa's count down system in her blog isn't that effective. Hahahahaha. Perhaps a double system will do a good job.

5. I want to laugh when i look back at my silly, happy, retarded and gay moments so that i can laugh to myself in front of the computer and to try my best not to look like a retard. :)

6. Maybe blogging in perfect English can improve my english results since it sucks like nobody's business although i speak in a very attractive British accent. Hahaha right...

7. Blog about Natalie and Vanessa's embarrassing moments at school which happens practically everyday.

8. Peer pressure. The best answer, ever!